Lepide!

Eh. Not so fast.

What the *bleep* is this?

That'll really get my students (and their parents) excited about Latin.

And I haven't even mentioned the one that asks, 'Hey! Where's my toilet paper?' What else could it mean?

Browse around and you'll see that some Latinists like dancing, while others are just crazy about ointment.

I would like to take this opportunity to tell my fellow Latin teachers that if your students seem amused by this kind of stuff, they are, but not in the way you think.

They think you're a dork. Those who don't, however, are themselves dorks. It is our civic duty to make Latin cool by not trying to make it 'cool'.