Wednesday, April 14, 2004

Auditions Start Tomorrow!

I know many of our faithful readers have been waiting for this for some time, so here goes.

The Spurious Diphthongs are now holding auditions for a kick-ass rhythm section to back our two-headed guitar assault. That means bass and drums, and if you didn't know that already, don't bother applying!

Now, if you've got the chops and you want a shot, e-mail our road manager Aaron ( Make sure the Subject heading of the e-mail reads, "Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull?," or YOU WILL NOT BE CONSIDERED FOR THE POSITION.

(If you know who sang the song from which we took that line, Aaron will treat you to dinner at Felini's -- he's in tight with the wait staff.)

Get to it!

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